Scarecrows and cornfields, the stuff that autumn is made of. There is something palpable about the flapping of a scarecrow's clothing in the wind, as if it's pumping its shirt with every breath, and squeaking and twisting to climb down from its sentinel post. The wind creates a constant crackling sound from the dried out cornstalks battering each other in the field. Corn rots on the cobs like morbid bulbuous teeth. Want to get into the mood? There are some wonderful horror movies that feature scarecrows and cornfields. Moviemakers know the creep factor - Children of the Corn Series Dark Night of the Scarecrow (one of my favs) Jeepers Creepers I and II Messengers II: The Scarecrow Hallowed Ground Scarecrow Slayer Scarecrow Dark Harvest The Maize: The Movie Pumpkinhead If you haven't done a corn maze, you must! Too many people make scarecrows happy and cheerful (yawn). I think it's time to take them to a new level like Pumpkinrot does every year - I personally c...