GHOST HUNTERS

Happy Halloween/Samhain, y'all! I thought we'd have a little giggle on Halloween by appreciating all that is special about Zak Bagans of "Ghost Adventures." I laugh at the show and have a weekly drinking game based on it, but honestly it's purely entertainment, not ghost hunting, so let's enjoy Zak's wonderful lines from some episodes that prove what an entertainer he is! "I'm standing here with wax figures, some of whom are dead now." ( Madam Tussad's Wax Museum in Vegas ) Ah, Zak, lambie, ALL of the wax figures are dead, dear. "I'm gonna set it right here in between my legs because that's where I hear the incubus likes it best." ( Rams Inn, England ) Ah, Zak sugar foot, the incubus (male ghost looking for sex) appreciates your accommodating his needs, dear. "We hear you don't like people in here renovating this place...Why am I being like this to you? Because I don't like bullies! ( The Riddle House ) I...

Zak tells us, it's time for another season! Disturbed "Down With the Sickness" First off, there's a new show called "Dead Files" is on after "Ghost Adventures." I'm very intrigued by the premise of this show. A retired detective and a psychic communicator go to a haunted farmhouse in NY separately. Each does their own investigation and then they compare notes. I really like this idea. Hope they can pull it off. Tonight Zak and the Boyz go to-- Ashmore Estates, Illinois Built during WWI era, this building housed indigents and those with mental deficiencies. As many as 200 died there. The place is open to the ghost hunting public and is quite the attraction. The drinking game rules remain the same this season: 1. Stay home. 2. Take a drink for every time they say "bro," "dude," "man" and every time Zak thinks he was touched by a ghost and every time Aaron's mouth drops open in horror. Tonight's drink? Since...

Zak apparently decided to have a spin-off show in which he gets people who actually know how to ghost hunt to do it for him in a competition to get evidence. Perhaps even real EVPs that sound like language! So for this premiere episode of "Paranormal Challenge," (tonight on Travel Channel), he takes two amateur ghost hunting teams to Rolling Hills Asylum to see which team can come up with more convincing evidence. You know, I'm going to have to come up with a whole new kind of post for these nights. No music video. No drinking game. Perhaps I should have my Ken doll/Zak tell us about the show each Friday... **In a few hours, a new series post is going up, "Sex and the Single Ghost Hunter" which will be a regular Friday installment.** ** Years ago, I went on a hunt with an investigatory who so impressed me that I wanted to hunt with him again and luckily I did several times. I admire his technique and I trust his judgment more than any ghost hunter I've ever ...

( Classic Zak Lines: "Come and get me Incubus," "Is this the Portal to Hell?" and "Dude, something totally touched me!" ) Do I need to say more? I love this guy! He makes it too easy. **Tonight on Animal Planet is "Finding Bigfoot" in North Carolina with review here tomorrow**

("Salt Lake City" Brian Wilson) So, Zak and the boyz are going to the first hospital that is the most appropriate place for Zak to taunt, a hospital literally named for him. "Tooele Hospital" in Salt Lake City is tonight's episode. The drinking game? Rules: 1. Stay home 2. Take a gulp for every "bro," "dude," "man," every time Zak thinks he's being touched by the unseen and every time Aaron unhinges his mouth in horror. Tonight's drink? I'm stealing this drink title from a guy online with a great sense of humor. Instead of "Sex on the Beach," make yourself a "No-Unholy-Impure-or-Animalistic-Practices on the Beach" Remember, it's Lonely on a Friday Night, so please feel free to jump on and say "howdy," I love to chat while watching the Zak Baggy pants and the Scooby Douche Team.

Hales Bar Marina & Dam This should be the best dam episode ever! I'm certain it'll be the best dam drinking game night ever. Now, all we need is for Zak to get tormented by the dam ghosts and go on one of his dam rampages. It's time for me to give you the dam drinking game rules: Stay home. Take a sip/gulp for every "bro," "dude," "man," every time Zak thinks he's been touched, and every time Aaron's mouth hinges open in horror. Tonight's drink? Mojitos! It's my new fav. I have never been into mixed drinks but the taste is just unusual enough to keep me liking it. I'll never drink a dam Margarita again! LOL BTW: They offer overnight investigations in this abandoned huge dam building in Tennessee. **Don't forget Lonely on a Friday Night here. Come and go as you wish. I'll be here hosting and ready to enjoy the drinking game and watching the dam episode**

Zak'isms: "I'm standing here with wax figures, some of whom are dead now." ( Madam Tussad's Wax Museum in Vegas ) Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, ALL of the wax figures are dead, dear. "I'm gonna set it right here in between my legs because that's where I hear the incubus likes it best." ( Rams Inn, England ) Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, the incubus (male ghost looking for sex) appreciates your accommodating his needs, dear. And a classic all time favorite is... "If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of the ground and get us?" ( Bobby Mackeys )